There Will Be Weird

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think only men are supposed to call you that, Shlup.

[Peegee]

wontons and rice. Duh

[fire_of_avalon]

Fingernails.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

No matter how much I wash them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc.

[Shiny]

I didn't know pretzels were so potent. xD

My hands smell like strawberries and bananas 'cause I just fed a baby.

I read that as "'cause I just ate a baby".

[fire_of_avalon]

No matter how much I was them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc.

You know that scene in 50 First Dates where Drew Barrymore tells Adam Sandler she likes the smell of his fishy hands?

Totally.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You probably really like the peeing scene in Transformers, don't you?

[DMKA]

Salty milk.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

No matter how much I was them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc.

You know that scene in 50 First Dates where Drew Barrymore tells Adam Sandler she likes the smell of his fishy hands?

Totally.

I thought that was a foreplay innuendo, but thanks.

[LunarWeaver]

I smell guilt, as usual.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

My hands smell like soap. :\

It should be noted that I did actually smell my hands and my girlfriend noticed this and has been giving me a look of bewilderment and disgust. Thanks for making me look weird.

That's why you have to pull that move where you just look like you're itching under your nose, but when you move your finger back and forth you give it a quick sniff.

[Hipster Username]

My hands smell like hands. I don't think there's any other way to describe it, really. Kind of skin-like with just a hint of jacket and keyboard.

[Unbreakable Will]

Salty milk.

O_o

[DMKA]

Salty milk.

O_o

Oh come Willynilly, don't act like it's odd.

[Timekeeper]

My hands smell like a sweet mix of passionfruit and chocolate.
One from the hand wash, and the other from my giant Easter egg