FF7 Riddles From Zero

[Jiro]

Clever, very clever!

[edczxcvbnm]

I was right? Arf bark wargbargle!

I am big, red and am clearly the superior ruler of the sea.
Failure is the only way to achieve my perfect greatness.
What in the damn hell am I?

[Jiro]

You're the goddamn red submarine that you get for losing the first submarine battle.

[edczxcvbnm]

And that awesome Red Submarine got me a 5/5 on the next days quiz* in school! Just ask Sephex.

*your results may vary

[Jiro]

Wait does that mean I was right? It's hard to tell.

This is not naughts and crosses
You have to be many times braver
Use me if you want to slow things down a little

[leader of mortals]

Cross-Slash, because you have to use Braver a bunch of times, and it paralyzes the enemy?

[Jiro]

Yes. Damn you're good.

[Sephex]

Wait does that mean I was right? It's hard to tell.

This is not naughts and crosses
You have to be many times braver
Use me if you want to slow things down a little

Just for the record you were right. Also, edczxcvbnm did actually credit the red submarine for acing a quick way back when we were in high school.

[Shaibana]

these riddles make me feel more stupid every day
i never can figure them out

[Jiro]

Just for the record you were right. Also, edczxcvbnm did actually credit the red submarine for acing a quick way back when we were in high school.

Well smurf yeah red submarine then

[Sephex]

Just for the record you were right. Also, edczxcvbnm did actually credit the red submarine for acing a quick way back when we were in high school.

Well smurf yeah red submarine then

P-Please don't encourage him!

[leader of mortals]

Here's my riddle...

In a place filled with life,
Death wraps itself around your finger.
And now that you have lost the ultimate strife,
It may be best not to linger.

[Bubba]

The lifestream? Cloud finding himself?

[leader of mortals]

Nope

[Sephex]

This is probably WAY off, but the Sunken Gelnika?