FF7 Riddles From Zero

[Jiro]

Now that I know the answer, the clues all fall into place. I didn't realise you could steal a Gold Armlet from the dragon though! Also nice use of meta mythology too, I should've picked up on that.


Wooded groves hide this mysterious warrior
Be pragmatic, play along
Be wary of nimble fingers

[leader of mortals]

Yuffie!

[Jiro]

Indeed, and more specifically, the first time you meet Yuffie. If you don't play it cool, bitch runs off with your cash.

[leader of mortals]

Yeah, as a kid I could never remember the things to say to her, so I'd just sit there, angry, watching my gil supply dwindle down to nothing.

This man is powerful. Can I beat him?
Maybe with speed, but the prize is not worth it.
Now my test is of precision.
Speed is useless, it's all timing.
The next two tests are... complete randomness?
How is this fair?
My next test seems like a test of patience,
but it was rather fun, I suppose.
The last three tests are... wait!
I've done these before!

[Jiro]

The Gold Saucer games in the Wonder Square. Let me try and pick them all out.

This man is powerful. Can I beat him?
Maybe with speed, but the prize is not worth it.

Arm wrestling.

Now my test is of precision.
Speed is useless, it's all timing.

Basketball. Damn thing is hard.

The next two tests are... complete randomness?
How is this fair?

I assume this is the fortune and claw games.

My next test seems like a test of patience,
but it was rather fun, I suppose.

Mog's House is long, very long.

The last three tests are... wait!
I've done these before!

This talks about the bike, snowboard and sub minigames that you do during the main story.

[leader of mortals]

Actually, it was the claw and the 3D fighter. The smurfing 3D fighter.

Anyways, correct! Your turn

[Melissaur]

Wow... That was quick. You going to let anyone else play this game xD

[leader of mortals]

NEVER!

LoMxJiro all the way! XD

[Jiro]

I thought it might be the fighting game, but I loathe that bastard so much I put it out of my head. Also LoMxJiro luv luv 4eva.

Drip drip drip
Beneath the stars
A sky full of dreams, wishes, promises
This is not goodbye forever

[leader of mortals]

The well scene between Cloud and Tifa.

Also LoMxJiro luv luv 4eva.

/smug

[Jiro]

You know it baby

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Drip drip drip
Beneath the stars
A sky full of dreams, wishes, promises
This is not goodbye forever

I'm going to guess the Well in Nibelhiem where Tifa and Cloud made their childhood promise before Cloud left to join SOLDIER.

[leader of mortals]

Drip drip drip
Beneath the stars
A sky full of dreams, wishes, promises
This is not goodbye forever

I'm going to guess the Well in Nibelhiem where Tifa and Cloud made their childhood promise before Cloud left to join SOLDIER.

While correct, you are a bit late. Sorry, me and Jiro are just so synchronized together that we went back and forth. Honestly, I say that we make the perfect couple.

Anyways, here's my riddle. Unfortunately, it's one of those where I'm not really sure how hard it will be.

A prism of extreme power,
Stolen, with great skill,
from our enemy

[Jiro]

My initial thought here was that it is an item gotten through Steal. But, I think it might be a Huge Materia, honestly.

[Shinwa Tsuki]

Drat, as for the new one... By 'our enemy' do you speak of the average fight against monsters?