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    what laddy is selling, I am not buying

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    It's not gay if they're wearing a Satin Dress, Sexy Cologne and a Blonde Wig.

    It's also not gay if you remember to beat them with a brass knuckle, and spit on their maimed bodies, afterwards.

    It's definitely not gay if you perform a heterosexual act within 24 hours after engaging in activities with men.


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    What counts as a 'heterosexual act'? Does it have to be fornication or will a simple grope suffice?

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    Well you could try

    a.) Opening a pickle jar

    or if you're unable to do that you could

    b.) Throw it at an endangered animal, killing it in the process.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I don't know. I just have this gut feeling that I might like dudes.
    That's pretty gay, dude.

    You sound like a regular alpha male.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    I don't know about gut feelings but the feelings in my pants say gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will View Post
    I still say Julian.
    Totally, wanna smurf?

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    I promised myself I wouldn't be a walking stereotype but...

    but this thread is awesome and I want more.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    I promised myself I wouldn't be a walking stereotype but...

    but this thread is awesome and I want more.
    Strutting Stereotype.

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    Grin

    this thread is so gay

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    Guys, I think Pontus might be gay.

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    BTW, I have a secret power: in my presence "no homo" becomes null and void.

    Also, for you guys who are not sure, such as Bunny and Jiro, why don't you come over and I will put you through some tests to make sure if you are gay or not.


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    And what would lead you to believe this, Sarah?

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    If I told, he'd kill me.

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    He wanted to smurf at the zoo, didn't he? I saw the way he looked at me.

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