Pranks!

[NorthernChaosGod]

No.

[qwertysaur]

You're still sadistic and probably have some evil twist.

I do use whole milk, but only because it tastes the best with fresh cookies. And I'm not that sadistic.

[Jiro]

The evil twist is that he only gives you one.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's cruel.

[qwertysaur]

Nonono, I supply as many cookies as I can, it's the milk and ice cream that you strictly ration. The cookies can be quite hot when they come out of the oven.

[Unbreakable Will]

No.

Tsk tsk, thank the deity I'm Unbreakable

[Iceglow]

[QUOTE=qwertysaur;2981714]

You're still sadistic and probably have some evil twist.

I do use whole milk, but only because it tastes the best with fresh cookies. And I'm not that sadistic.

That and of course you're using diabetic chocolate for the chocolate chips. Diabetic chocolate of course in relatively small doses can still act as an intense laxative!

The pranks I've pulled, well Paul will love me and die laughing with me on this one but Jackass! Which is probably the funniest we've ever done in person to someone and the most out of order you could do to your friend and get away with it.

I've also spiked the drinks, food and alcohol of my entire former household before with laxatives, powerful ones on the day I moved out. I didn't just do the basics like milk and juice but I laced prepared food, their sugar, flour, anything that I could hide the ground up laxatives in. They had the s inexplicably for weeks! They deserved every last second of it and then some. I also wiped over all the radiators (especially the hard to reach back of the radiators) with piss meaning that the rooms stank when the heating was on and they would have a hard time getting the urine smell to fade (again these guys deserved it, plus we moved out of there in December/January when it was bloody cold! so radiators were on a lot!) I removed the fuse from the freezer so that their food defrosted and went bad. I used the spare keys to enter their rooms and laced their bed linen (including changes of it) with itching powder and also did their laundry that had been cleaned and dried. Essentially I left my former living companions, ting, itching and living in a house what stank of piss. I still remember the former landlord (who was at the time my boss in one of my jobs that I worked in) asking me if I knew of any reasons why they were all so ill. I laughed said I didn't but I wasn't going to lie that I liked it as epic smurfing karma. I can't lie with a straight face so laughing at it was a good cover.

I also once got my sister to drink "milkshake" made with sour milk and juice cordial. Yeah she vomited a lot! Similarly I got her to drink Tea with 3 Salts in it instead of the 3 Sugars she expected. It had one benefit for her, she gave up the sugar entirely.

I've also at work (this worked better when I worked in a grocery store it must be said where the shelving is higher) tend to sneak up on people unawares, put on my best granny impersonation and say "Excuse me, my dear but I could use your help" in retail you're kinda used to this and so the automatic response is "Sure, how can I help?" as you turn around only to be faced with your colleague. Considering that most of HMV's customers are 20 somethings it really doesn't work too often there.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Someone tell me what Steve just said.

[Jiro]

Basically he just admitted to being a bit of an epic dick. Apparently the victims deserved it, so I guess high-fives are in order?

[Iceglow]

Basically he just admitted to being a bit of an epic dick. Apparently the victims deserved it, so I guess high-fives are in order?

Considering I lived with the pricks for 6 months and they managed to make my life a living hell for 5 of them? I'd say I thought they deserved it, still goes to show just how far I will take my revenge on someone.

[Jiro]

Oh yeah, I take your word for it. Your post just spent so much time detailing how you nailed them but you didn't counterbalance that point with why they are dicks, so the evidence just weighed against you

[Unbreakable Will]

Now I don't look so bad huh?

Epic Steve.

[Iceglow]

You know theres times when the pranks mean more than just the satisfaction of laughing yourself silly at the person's expense. On these occasions never stop at half way and think thats enough. Only ever cease to push yourself to the next level of dickery when literally the idea is too unpalatable to consider if the mere idea disgusts you to the point you'd rather die than do it that is when you stop. Unfortunately for most people, my desire to live is quite strong therefore theres a lot of things I'd do and live with having done. They cross me at their own expense.