Attractive Men

[Shorty]

I knew it.

[Jiro]

They will vanish once they find the right guy.

[Bunny]

I qualified up until the point they wanted someone attractive.

[Cuchulainn]

Multiple wins at the Sexiest Male ciddie should be looking good on my resumé. It's about time I got around to actually using those for something meaningful.

Yes but they are only pictures & disguise your height issues. When they squint to see you climb up the ladders to the box that allows you to be knee high to them I'm sure they'd reconsider.

[Unbreakable Will]

I smell an organ harvesting scam

What does that smell like, exactly?

A dingy hotel room

[qwertysaur]

Just tape a few magneton to yourself.

[Shattered Dreamer]

I'd apply for that just for the sh*ts & giggles wouldn't mind being somebodies cabana boy for a while