StarBeers Episode 1: May the Pee be with you!

[Iceglow]

SEE! This is why Eric is number one. He's never said that to me.

No see thats why he can't be number one because by definition this means he is a lesser man than any and all of us individually and especially combined.

[Melissaur]

Ok now you all are off the list, Except Eric.

[Iceglow]

Ok now you all are off the list, Except Eric.

But you gave up the right to compile the list when you said you didn't know how. Now Paul has written the list it cannot be unwritten and it cannot be edited. I guess we'll have to just live with the facts.

Eric, be a man, a real man, tell Lissa what she needs to do is make you a sammich, a bacon sammich right the hell now!

[NorthernChaosGod]

And Steve proves why he's on the list four times.

[Melissaur]

OK FINE! I can no longer deny my undying love for Steve.

[G13]

No.

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior, with the exception of Dakoda, and I'll tell you why. I don't tell her to make me food for a reason, and when you sink your teeth into that sandwich you'll understand why. Now kindly shut up. This thread is about Julian's pissbeer picture, not Melissa's "pork list".

[Melissaur]

This is why he is number one! Thank you Eric.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Come say that to my face, Eric.

[qwertysaur]

Mellisaur, what do you want on your sammich?

[Melissaur]

So, I think we now have a tie for first xD.And I would love some turkey,lettuce, tomato, cheese and love <3

On a topic note: I think we should find 3 more pictures of Julian and try it again! Or we can use Steve for inspiration?

[NorthernChaosGod]

smurf you, Mel.

[Iceglow]

No.

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior, with the exception of Dakoda, and I'll tell you why. I don't tell her to make me food for a reason, and when you sink your teeth into that sandwich you'll understand why. Now kindly shut up. This thread is about Julian's pissbeer picture, not Melissa's "pork list".

Thats not what your mother said, your mother said her top 5 men of all time was:

1) Me
2) Julian
3) Paul
4) Dan
5) Dakoda

Though she couldn't put Paul, Dan and Dak in order they're actually tied in position. Literally as well as figuratively!

[Psychotic]

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior

That's probably true. I know I like to joke about Steve and Mel, but that is all it is - joking. We all know Melissa and you are fated to be together. It was pretty cute the other day when you were drunk and telling me about your plans for the future.

[Melissaur]

Um... Fated to be together as friends. And you do joke around about me and Steve an awful lot...

[Psychotic]

Well, maybe you see your future as friends...