Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
No.

You're all morons. I am number one. I am your superior, with the exception of Dakoda, and I'll tell you why. I don't tell her to make me food for a reason, and when you sink your teeth into that sandwich you'll understand why. Now kindly shut up. This thread is about Julian's pissbeer picture, not Melissa's "pork list".
Thats not what your mother said, your mother said her top 5 men of all time was:

1) Me
2) Julian
3) Paul
4) Dan
5) Dakoda

Though she couldn't put Paul, Dan and Dak in order they're actually tied in position. Literally as well as figuratively!