How about some hi?

[Hipster Username]

Introductions aren't really my strong suit, though...so I'll just make this short. :riiight:

Hi, everyone.

[qwertysaur]

Hello Hipster Username.

Have a cookie!

[Hollycat]

Hiya
I was a hipster before I had hips

[Pheesh]

Howdy, I dig the username. It's very hip, hip like frameless glasses.

Enjoy your stay.

[Hipster Username]

Howdy, I dig the username. It's very hip, hip like frameless glasses.

Enjoy your stay.

I invented framless gla- *shot*

[Rantz]

Welcomesaurus Rex!

[Jentleness]

:hello: Hi! :hello: Hi! :hello: Hi! :hello:

[TrollHunter]

Ugh this is gonna cause too much of a scene -hipster sigh-

-cough-
Welcome to EoFF

[Jiro]

I can dig it.

[Timekeeper]

Though you wear glassless frames, not frameless glassess, huh?

Also, welcome newcomer!

[Jiro]

I wear glassless framed glasses, yes.

[Pheesh]

Yeah...that's my bad, I don't often talk about the latest hipster trends.

[Jiro]

I'm not hip enough to be a hipster.

[Hollycat]

I read textbooks for the storyline

[TrollHunter]

I read textbooks for the storyline