If Mr PH Tips Wants To Add You As A Friend On Facebook. Say No.

[Cuchulainn]

This Canasian bastard will do the following;


1. Like every post by anyone ever on your page like the wee that he is.
2. start poking you relentlessly until the point where you would like to take that hypothetical finger & put the smurfer in plyers, IRA style.
3. Make you regret having eyes that work due to the e he throws in his Profile Pictures...Im serious it's demented .
4. Suggest friends to you..I duno these people you walking regret stop smurfing doing it.
5. Post in everything, serious;y EVERYTHING. All day, every day until the end of days. He takes a particular liking in topics he knows nothing about. He laps that up.


If you read this you Canasian wonder sack and are wondering why I havent unfriended you its this. I'm Irish. We live with our mistakes. I've no choice. Others do though.

DONT smurfING ADD HIM

Le Fin.

[NorthernChaosGod]

He's my favorite friend.

[Bunny]

I have denied his request twice already. I will continue denying it until the end of time.

[Madame Adequate]

Oh, I knew there was a reason I had removed him in the first place. now I'll have to remove him again.

[Shlup]

Don't just not add him, block him. Trust me, it's heavenly.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're all philistines.

[escobert]

hahaha PG makes my phone bep about 45,000 times a day with facebook notifications

[G13]

I added two of his profiles within the last few days. I could have sworn I had them friended already...

[Unbreakable Will]

He's friends with too many of my friends now, that and he's supposedly coming to visit. It's too late for me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I expect to see pictures of you two trolling people together.

[Bunny]

He's friends with too many of my friends now, that and he's supposedly coming to visit. It's too late for me.

Force him (or secretly give him) several bottles of laxative. Problem solved.

[Peegee]

Is there a bloody TOPIC to this or do we now allow threads to rag on other members?

C'mon really I don't even know wtf the rules are any more.

If you don't want to add me then don't add me. If you block me then block me. No need to get butthurt about it. It's facebook, not real life. Who cares.

BTW some of you have given me wake up presents of 100 likes. I look at the notification, lol and continue browsing.

omg 100 likes. I'm so mad. Really? Fujiko and I regularly exchange 100s of likes per day.

wait you removed me? xDDDD hahahaaha

this thread is awesome. continue getting butthurt over me and posting about it.

See I can shut down a thread without warning it just by poasting

edit: wait a second I don't do #4 and #5. go to hell I do not take a liking to anything. fb is a public spamground where you have free reign to do anything. I have people asking me 'wtf do I know you?' half dozen times a day. I think my misc trollan group is bigger than my friends list.

[Yar]

I was fine with it until you started bugging my mom.

[rubah]

PH Tips? knock off brand?

Flrfgmeo Brfeffic is my best friend

[Peegee]

I was fine with it until you started bugging my mom.

see I knew you weren't ever going to bring me home to mommy. Just going to meet me on some anonymous road trip to some ohioian town? What would she think?

I still think most of you take fb too seriously. but it's your freedom to do w/e