I've already stated I dont give a smurf about people talking about EOFF on my Facebook. I've nothing to hide to anyone. However Mr PG Tips, you are a smurfing nightmare of a FB friend.

PS: This isn't a serious thread, you need to stop taking things so seriously. If you really pissed me off you'd be gone. That moment may yet arrive but until then me arse is free from pain.

In summary. Stop being a .