Weirdest thing I've licked?

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Ok yeah this isn't an easy question I mean sure I've licked PLENTY of weird things, I mean it's just hard to pick which one is weirdest and also which ones I could actually confess to on here without a 1 year holiday enforced by the good natured staff here.

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I can't actually say the weirdest, my own sense of decorum and self preservation doesn't allow it. I'll have to settle for the back of a random (I say random, she wasn't all that random, just I hadn't gone to the gig with her just met her there and she was the one who put me up to it) person's head when at a gig joking around whilst drunk on a dare. Hair doesn't taste too great, especially when you've been standing in a boiling hot venue for 3 hours. She slapped me for actually doing it then kissed me for the same reasons...I was confused and had a hairball!