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    What's the strangest/nastiest thing you've ever licked?
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    The genitalia of an indigenous tribesman.

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    My dog's nose. I just wanted to give her a taste of her own medicine and ended up getting a nasty taste in my mouth. D;

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    Your mum.

    Now that that's be done, probably one of my friend's (male) cheeks.

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    probably a lamp post during winter

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    When I was a freshman in high school, one of my, uh, friends used to draw on the desk with his tongue. It was entertaining. We were very mature.

    I can't think of anything for myself. I ate a flower the other day.

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    You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?

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    A butt, not that strange or nasty though...


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    My boyfriend's toe. He wouldn't stop licking my face! It wasn't especially gross for a toe, it was just, y'know, a toe. It walks all over the place.

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    Why would you lick his toe if he was licking your face?

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    Because if I got close enough to lick anything else he'd tickle me and then I'd end up accidentally kneeing him in the crotch or something, because well, what am I supposed to do when I'm being tickled, not be tickled?

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    I made out with a watch once... not my finest hour.

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    Beats me. A window I guess. I don't run around licking things.

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    One day I was annoying a friend and decided it would be funny to lick his elbow, it tasted terrible . He jumped out of his seat and tripped over this chick's books. He called me a homo but it was worth it.

    Because I'm one hell of a butler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    You ate a flower recently? Don't you have food?
    Several flowers are quite tasty, and they make very nice garnishes.

    Also Broccoli and Cauliflower are flowers.

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