Advice Row!

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Hey guys my best friend lost his eyesight and im trying to cheer him up, what should I say to him?

My best advice is to not take things more seriously than necessary. Often problems can be solved by having perspective.

My girlfrild was just stung by a jellyfish! What should i do!?

peeing on a girl is not a good way to start your honeymoon

I tried spooning my pee into the jellysting in her face but i was too jittery? What do i do?

Yeah, that's not what spooning means. Maybe you should talk this over with your girlfriend and apologize about her eye.

I think I got her in the right eye, and now she's mad, where should I put the rest of the pee?

The other left one.

Whats the best entree and main course for a wedding reception?

First the cereal, THEN the milk.

Im trying to fit in with the dork club at school what should i say to them?

Everyone's Shikai and Bankai are unique. Communicate with your Zanpakto to master it.

Im stuck in the digestive system of a tiger, this keeps happening to me, how do I stop it?

Never, EVER look a hungry kitten in the eyes. Or it will be the last thing you ever do.

I dont know why I thought I would have the time or wit for this...

I'll do bob's later