Wear sunscreen. Whenever I know I'm going to be outside for more than an hour, I lay on the SPF 70. And I need it.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. I think I'm still doing that. I'm pretty young still. Aren't I? 25 almost 26 isn't that old.
Don't worry about the future. I don't. I worry about the now.
Do one thing every day that scares you. What about one thing that makes me nervous. I can do that.
Sing. I do every single day. It isn't good but I still love to do it.
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. I don't think I am.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours. I... need to work on that.
Floss. I should do this more often.
Don't waste your time on jealousy. If you say so!
Remember compliments you receive. I do.
Forget the insults. Most insults occur behind my back so I probably don't know about most of them.
Keep your old love letters. They're in a box.
Throw away your old bank statements. No! You go to hell!
Stretch. Every morning!
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. I think I've figured it out.
Get plenty of calcium. I might. I think I do. I eat a lot of cheese.
Be kind to your knees. I'm not mean to them.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either. I berate myself all the time. I should work on that.
Enjoy your body. ? *wiggles*
Use it every way you can. ...*wiggles more?*
Don't be afraid of it or of what other people think of it. Okay.
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. I probably do this everyday too.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them. I don't do this unless I'm building or using something very complicated. That's how I built my bookshelf inside out at first.
Do not read beauty magazines. What about the beauty section of non-beauty magazines?
Get to know your parents. My mother left my father when I was four. I haven't seen her when I was 9. smurf you, Baz!
Be nice to your siblings. I will if she'll be nice to me.
Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold on. I do.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle. I am really bad at this, but I'm improving!
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard. give me some money and I will.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Give me some more money and I will!
Travel. I wish I could do this more.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. You really know how to bring a person down!
Respect your elders. I respect the ones who are respectable.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. I don't.
Don't mess too much with your hair. I did this when I was younger, but I don't anymore.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. I am!

BAZ IS SOOOO PREACHY.