Hello and welcome to this Fall Spring, apparently, edition of the Screen Name Competition. I am your host Ouch! Agent Proto Jiro! I am honoured to be here and running such a prestigious contest.

Our UnOffical Screen Name Hall of Fame now has, by my count, 22 delicious names. Last year, in a gruelling battle, Mr Twisticles took top prize over Naomi the Insane. I can't say I support that decision but EoFF has spoken!

It's time now for us to add a new name to the list. There are 128 names in this tournament, a number that works. Any more it'll go too long, any less, we'll see plenty of complaints. If you have any complaints, send them to Agent Proto or Ouch! This is their responsibility!

If you don't end up seeing your name included, that doesn't mean I don't like your name. Promise.

So before I get this tournament started, let's get some hype going (and hopefully get this event on way!) Rules will be explained at the start of the first round, so look forward to that. We'll start sometimes later tonight, and each round will last for two days before I announce results!

Also, the UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame in alphabetical order:

UnOfficial Screen Name Hall of Fame
41-Inches-Wide
Aexoden
Big Ogre Umaro
boris no no
Chickencha
Crunchy Beverage
Death by Moogles
Del Murder
edczxcvbnm
I'm my own MILF
I Took the Red Pill
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Meat Puppet
Melted Snowman
Mikztsu
Mo-Nercył
Mr Twisticles
mystic ice cube
o_O
Rad Bromance
Rydia of Mist
Supergyration!
Mr. Twisticles