Furthermore, since getting my hair shaved in to a mohawk, I get stopped a lot by little kids asking me questions. I have learnt to tell awesome lies about it to them such as "I'm part Native American, my hair grows like this naturally."

Flip side, I also attract drunk people, some with moronic behaviour like "Oh you remind me of < insert name > so you think you're hard cause you're a punk?" but also some people who are just amazed at the hair and want to know how it feels and what it takes to put it up, these people are sometimes ok, depends on how hot they are lol.