There is no Premier League final, it's a league. No knockout rounds involved. And yes, there will always be dull games on occasion. But watch, for example, Manchester United vs. Manchester City or Everton vs. Liverpool and you'll generally get a good match. And if you want atmosphere, Celtic vs. Rangers. Dangerous atmosphere.

The A-League (Australian league, for those who don't know) scorelines aren't anything dramatically different from the English PL scorelines. Just less talented. Lots of 0-0, 1-0, 0-1, 1-1 in there, too.

Chelsea is not known for being very entertaining or adventurous.