I pay pretty much no attention at all to sports, so all I have to say about soccer is...

I have no idea who decided that American football should be called football here and real football should be called soccer. Real football should be called football and American football should be called American rugby. Out of everything I know about sports, how things got renamed in America annoys me more than anything else, followed closely by how obsessed people around here are with cars turning left at 200 MPH for hours on end.
Also, this.