Americans do get wound up when you point out how ty their sports are (I actually think all sports are complete except for curling), but it is NOTHING compared to how upset Europeans and South Americans get if you dare to blaspheme against soccer. I make a point of deliberately and repeatedly calling it soccer solely and exclusively to wind people up, because it is absolutely hilarious how buttmad everyone gets.

Edit: Oh smurf you Pawl coming in here with your reasonable post and "it's all fun and games" making mine look bad