Heres a thing you yanks dont seem to fathem. We do not watch sport to see violence. We watxh it to see skill, technique & passion. smurf knows I see enough violence as it is. Football is an escape. For 90 minutes smurf all else matters. A goal is an orgasm. Who gives a smurf if some tall black fella puts a ball through a hoop? What's the score?107-109? Wow difficult




. Or baseball, the single dullest sport created by any human being on the planet. Or American Football, AKA Rugby For Pussies. "Yea the hits are harder in american football", that's because you wear helmets & more padding than a flat chested teenager trying to get looked at by the fella that she'll never get. It's the only sport where a severely obese man can get called an 'athlete' & no one laughs. The only person with any skill is the triggerman the rest are either WALLS OF FAT or the can run REALLY FAST.
See how you can dumb down any sport you want?