Who would win in a fight?

[G13]

Jack Sparrow would win.

Han Solo and Indiana Jones cancel each other out because they cannot exist in the same universe or the same place at the same time, due to certain laws. Potter is a bitch. Jack Sparrow becomes champion by default.

Jaime Lannister (The Kingslayer; George R. R. Martin)
Rand Al'thor (The Dragon Reborn; Robert Jordan)
Roland Deschain (A gunslinger; Stephen King)
Temeraire (A dragon; Naomi Novik)

I have no idea who any of them are but Acidstorm sounds badass enough.

They're more than meets the eye.

Temeraire because dragons kick ass. Jaime's too busy smurfing his sister to fight, I don't hear much good about anything Robert Jordan, and a cowboy just can't stand up to a smurfing dragon, man.

Lewis Carroll
Carol Channing
Channing Tatum
Tatum O'Neal

Excuse me? You think Roland Deschain would lose to a measly little dragon? Roland Deschain takes on fate, the Devil, triple Stephen King, a lobster monster, the greatest most evil wizard of all time, and his own guilty conscience and he comes out on top. He loses two fingers on one hand and he's still the best gunslinger there ever was or will ever be. And he can travel through time, across dimensions and even into other universes.

Roland Deschain would even beat peanut butter and chocolate.

So you're ridiculous.

Just a cowboy. Pah.

Was there a killer car in there too?

Stephen King is ridiculous! Yes, I just said that. What will you do, foa? Give me another Raistkini sig? Pah.

[Del Murder]

I'll have to say Miriel's Tacos. Come on, they're tacos! Nothing beats tacos, and I bet Miriel makes some badass tacos! Del could probably back this claim up if he ever wanted to.

I back up this claim.

I'm going to have to pick Gibbons. Spicoli would show up wasted. The Dude is a pacifist. And Floyd is played by Brad Pitt so he's no more than a pretty boy. Gibbons is crafty and he would out think the other three.

Gandalf
Dumbledore
Yoda
Genie (from Aladdin)

[G13]

Genie

Gandalf would be too busy fighting the Balrog to get in on this one. Dumbledore was stupid enough to put on a hexed ring and then not know how to counter it. I mean seriously, if Voldemort could be killed by a simple disarming spell then it really shouldn't be too hard to remove one of the wimp's curses. The rest of these cats are wielding even more supernatural forces, so he'd be toast. And while Yoda is strong in the Force, the Genie has phenomenal cosmic powers, which means he is the Force.

Colonel William F. Guile (Jean-Claude Van Damme, Street Fighter)
Gibson Rickenbacker (Jean-Claude Van Damme, Cyborg)
Walker (Jean-Claude Van Damme, Timecop)
JCVD (JCVD, JCVD)

[Bunny]

Jean-Claude Van Damme would destroy every other instance of Jean-Claude Van Damme in the entire world. There is no stopping the man.

1. Torak (A god [not the god]; David Eddings, Belgariad and Malloreon)
2. Sauron (Dark Lord, Ainur; J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings)
3. Voldemort (Snake-Face, Dark Wizard; J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Series of Too Many Books)
4. The Crimson King (Demon, Total Bro; Stephan King, The Dark Tower series)