Jasmine. Gurl can fight. Snow White is, more than any Disney princess, too trusting and ignorant of a person to even come close to winning in a fight. Oh, a stranger is offering me an apple? I guess I'll eat it. Strangers are nice! Especially since I was just told that someone wants me dead. Cinderella can't even keep her shoes on and suffers from almost the same ignorance as Cinderella. Lesson to be learned: Do not get in a carriage that was previously a pumpkin. What? Belle would pose the best challenge because I'm sure at least one of those books was a How To: on either Krav Maga or some other messed up form of kickassery. But therein lies her downfall: too busy reading to look up. Plus Jasmine has a smurfing tiger.

I'm assuming we're talking Disney Princesses.

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