Who would win in a fight?

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Jack Sparrow would win.

Han Solo and Indiana Jones cancel each other out because they cannot exist in the same universe or the same place at the same time, due to certain laws. Potter is a bitch. Jack Sparrow becomes champion by default.

Jaime Lannister (The Kingslayer; George R. R. Martin)
Rand Al'thor (The Dragon Reborn; Robert Jordan)
Roland Deschain (A gunslinger; Stephen King)
Temeraire (A dragon; Naomi Novik)

I have no idea who any of them are but Acidstorm sounds badass enough.

They're more than meets the eye.

Temeraire because dragons kick ass. Jaime's too busy smurfing his sister to fight, I don't hear much good about anything Robert Jordan, and a cowboy just can't stand up to a smurfing dragon, man.

Lewis Carroll
Carol Channing
Channing Tatum
Tatum O'Neal

Excuse me? You think Roland Deschain would lose to a measly little dragon? Roland Deschain takes on fate, the Devil, triple Stephen King, a lobster monster, the greatest most evil wizard of all time, and his own guilty conscience and he comes out on top. He loses two fingers on one hand and he's still the best gunslinger there ever was or will ever be. And he can travel through time, across dimensions and even into other universes.

Roland Deschain would even beat peanut butter and chocolate.

So you're ridiculous.

Just a cowboy. Pah.

Was there a killer car in there too?

Stephen King is ridiculous! Yes, I just said that. What will you do, foa? Give me another Raistkini sig? Pah.