No, I'm sorry, you have it all wrong.

You are not the paragon of justice, truth, and honesty that you want everyone to believe. What you are is an arrogant fool who sits on his self-established throne judging all individuals you feel are lesser to you, because they do something you disagree with. You tell your own brand of truth and do your best to, almost always pathetically, get others to agree with you. You believe by providing endearing and amusing responses that you will win favor among the greater masses of this forum. But you are not, in any way, the sole arbiter of truth that you want to be.

Who the hell are you but some insignificant sod judging anyone else for doing what they want with their life? Really? You aren't that special. Get over yourself.

Oh and har har, the entire bit about me was really fun but entirely wrong. Next time you are attempting to pass judgment on another individual try to make it have some actual merit.

And you don't even have to respond to this. We both know exactly what your response is going to be: arrogant dismissal in the form of a joke. Get a new shtick.