I figure most of you know how to use the internet, being members on an internet forum.

But sometimes we encounter people who are useless at it. I mean really damn useless. And it's not always just limited to that.

I keep mentioning commonly known shortcuts (copy, paste, save, that sort of thing) and mum has no smurfing idea what I'm talking about. She works on computers every day, all day, so I have no idea how she is this bad. And half the stuff I teach her, I swear to god she taught me. Mayb early onset Alzheimers?

Dad is worse. He has no idea how to use computers at all. They scare him. He gets us to do his online banking. He also held up my portable harddrive and had no smurfing idea what it was. And then of course there's his assumption that I always have to be talking to someone if I'm on the computer. "Who are you talking to?" argh

Anybody you know who really doesn't know what they're doing? Not just with computers, but other stuff too!