What would you do with $1,000?

[Carl the Llama]

Buy a motorcycle. I could use something more efficient on gas. =\

This. Or rather I would buy a new motorbike as the one I have atm only goes about 45mph, and I get soooo pissed off when assholes overtake me only to slowdown after 10 seconds of driving (to the speed I am currently going x.x) or maybe a really really loud air horn so I can beep at the smurfers who do this.

My current horn is rather pathetic.