So The World is Ending Tomorrow

[Sir Lancealot]

I'm still here.

[Citizen Bleys]

The world is ending in approximately five billion years when Sol goes nova. Until then, stop smurfing bellyaching.

[Jiro]

I'm still here.

Yeah it's a bit disappointing, isn't it? I got dressed up and everything.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dak, you got naked.

[Psychotic]

Why hasn't Timekeeper posted?

IS IT BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE THE INTERNET IN HEAVEN???

I THINK SO!!!

first confirmed EoFF rapturing.

[Jiro]

Dak, you got naked.

I PUT ON MY BIRTHDAY SUIT THAT IS GETTING DRESSED UP OKAY

[Fynn]

Good think I'm a Catholic and the time of Rapture is not part of my doctrine

[Pheesh]

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever!

[DMKA]

Good think I'm a Catholic and the time of Rapture is not part of my doctrine

Come again? Since when do Catholics not believe in the rapture?

Or has the Catholic church disregarded the book of Revelation?

[aPsychotic has a million dollar smile]

my life is already over. smurfing psychotic gave me chlamydia. what an arselicker

[Jiro]

I survived past Jerusalem's 6pm. I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for. Is a meteor on its way or something?

[DMKA]

I survived past Jerusalem's 6pm. I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking for. Is a meteor on its way or something?

The sun is supposed to turn red and the entire globe is supposed to crack and demons come out, bodies in the street ect.

[Fynn]

Good think I'm a Catholic and the time of Rapture is not part of my doctrine

Come again? Since when do Catholics not believe in the rapture?

Or has the Catholic church disregarded the book of Revelation?

OK, maybe not completely disregard, but it's different for us. Here's a picture:


The last one coincides with the views of Catholics and Orthodox churches, I think. Anyway, as you can see, it all kinda happens at once. So Mr. Camping's opinion is still incorrect in light of the Catholic doctrine

EDIT: Uh, yeah, didn't notice that was in Polish. "Porwanie Kościoła" means Rapture, "Wielki ucisk" means Tribulation "Milenium" is Millenium, duh and "Sąd Ostateczny" is Judgement Day. And that's about all you need to get that

[Skyblade]

Good think I'm a Catholic and the time of Rapture is not part of my doctrine

Come again? Since when do Catholics not believe in the rapture?

Or has the Catholic church disregarded the book of Revelation?

OK, maybe not completely disregard, but it's different for us. Here's a picture:


The last one coincides with the views of Catholics and Orthodox churches, I think. Anyway, as you can see, it all kinda happens at once. So Mr. Camping's opinion is still incorrect in light of the Catholic doctrine

EDIT: Uh, yeah, didn't notice that was in Polish. "Porwanie Kościoła" means Rapture, "Wielki ucisk" means Tribulation "Milenium" is Millenium, duh and "Sąd Ostateczny" is Judgement Day. And that's about all you need to get that

It's also in an SVG file format, rather than a more common format. So I can't read it for that reason.

Anyway, the views of the Roman Catholic Church are the same presented in the Bible, that none save God know when the day of Judgement will be.


As an interesting note, with no large scale missing persons reports, are we to assume that there just isn't anyone God wants at his side?

[Fynn]

Good think I'm a Catholic and the time of Rapture is not part of my doctrine

Come again? Since when do Catholics not believe in the rapture?

Or has the Catholic church disregarded the book of Revelation?

OK, maybe not completely disregard, but it's different for us. Here's a picture:


The last one coincides with the views of Catholics and Orthodox churches, I think. Anyway, as you can see, it all kinda happens at once. So Mr. Camping's opinion is still incorrect in light of the Catholic doctrine

EDIT: Uh, yeah, didn't notice that was in Polish. "Porwanie Kościoła" means Rapture, "Wielki ucisk" means Tribulation "Milenium" is Millenium, duh and "Sąd Ostateczny" is Judgement Day. And that's about all you need to get that

It's also in an SVG file format, rather than a more common format. So I can't read it for that reason.

D:

Anyway, there's about five ways of interpretations there. Just goes to show how open-ended the Bible is. Plenty of my religion teachers said it's all very metaphorical. I for one do not believe we will have literal heavenly trumpets at Judgment Day.

And yeah, it's almost 7 here. Guess the Rapture ain't beginning just yet. Wonder what Mr. Camping will have to say for himself to all those people who followed him.

I'm thinking something along the lines of "LOL, u mad?"