I just realized something.

Shlup tricked us.

The premise of the thread is "given the chance, and without consequences."

The other person's consent is not specified.

We've all chosen people who could not be reasonably expected to want to bang furry-toothed Final Fantasy forum denizens.

Therefore we've all just inadvertently called ourselves rapists.

And Bunny and NCG would not be content with hunting down and raping a mere 5 people. 5 would be only the beginning of their rape spree.

Good to know.