Ok. Just five. I can do this.

Mike Rowe (SPOILER)
This guy is the whole package. He's brilliantly funny, he looks incredible, he's successful, he has a positive and realistic attitude toward the American economy, he believes in community outreach, he works towards bettering the understanding of "the common man," he has an excellent comprehension of art and literature, he's open and honest, and he's pretty much everything I'm looking for in a life partner. Damn him to hell.

Georges St. Pierre (SPOILER)
He could grind my bones into paste. And he beats the hell out of Josh Koscheck. Win-win for me!

Ewan McGregor (SPOILER)
Jedi in a kilt.

Claudio Sanchez (SPOILER)
He's a rockstar. He's my favorite rockstar. He has awesome hair. And he's a really nice guy. I just. I would.

And for lack of a better fifth Bruce Willis. This was hard.