The Doctor Is In

[Yar]

I am slowly turning into marsupial. Is this normal?

Yes. Bunnies don't turn into wallabies. Bunnies turn into rabbits or at least just larger bunnies.
Unfortunately, I'm not a veteranarian. Please seek professional help.

I was not Raptured today. I believe I was schedule for 2 hours and 20 minutes ago. To whom do I address my complaint about the service of the Son of God?

Oh, I'm sorry Allie. Apparently, the one true religion this time around was Methodist. Better luck next time.

I can't decide whether Liquid Swords or Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... is the superior album.

Liquid Swords. QED

You're a ty doctor.

*sigh* I am just as qualified as Dr Phil. You get what you pay for.

Wanna go out? It will solve your single problem.