Tell me about your problems. I will solve them all for you.
Tell me about your problems. I will solve them all for you.
I'm single.
I find myself consistently unable to run at near-c velocities.
I find myself screaming around spiders. How do I fix?
If I do not ejaculate at least once every four hours, my testicles swell to the size of basketballs, which is a lot larger than their usual grapefruit size.
Sometimes I lactate.
Someone has a gun to my head and he says he will kill me unless I don't post in this thread, what do I do?
I'm having the same problem as MILF.
I can see that you all have many problems. Luckily I am qualified to deal with them all.
Quit restricting yourself to men. There are plenty of women out there that would love you for the pair of ears you are.
Try running faster.
Do be such a big baby. It’s just a spider. Geez
That’s normal for cows. Now get off the Internet and get back to the dairy.
Well sounds like you’re dead already. RIP you.
Fap at least once every four hours. It will reduce the swelling.
Circlejerk.
I can't decide whether Liquid Swords or Only Built 4 Cuban Linx... is the superior album.
You're a ty doctor.
Yes. Bunnies don't turn into wallabies. Bunnies turn into rabbits or at least just larger bunnies.
Unfortunately, I'm not a veteranarian. Please seek professional help.
Oh, I'm sorry Allie. Apparently, the one true religion this time around was Methodist. Better luck next time.
Liquid Swords. QED
*sigh* I am just as qualified as Dr Phil. You get what you pay for.
Wanna go out? It will solve your single problem.