public service announcement

[Shlup]

Why people gotta laugh at the idea that I'm honorable? Sooooo offended over here.

I'll be collecting donations for the local homeless shelter if you guys need me.

[Madame Adequate]

Why people gotta laugh at the idea that I'm honorable? Sooooo offended over here.

I'll be collecting donations for the local homeless shelter if you guys need me.

It makes each bite of cake you buy with it all the more delicious as you think of their empty bellies and freezing bodies, I'm sure.

[Rye]

Paul convinced me that I had lice and he made me cry. He's a square.

[Madame Adequate]

Paul convinced me that I had lice and he made me cry. He's a square.

That was MY idea, Paul merely helped because he is a sterling fellow, thankyouverymuch!

[Jiro]

..... this is really weird, I'm guessing this is a BoB profile?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BoB HUH? YOU THINK HE'S THE DEVIL TOO HUH? WELL EVEN CID'S KNIGHTS AREN'T IMMUNE TO PSYCHOTIC'S ABUSE. YEAH, DAMN STRAIGHT. YOU JUST WAIT. YOU'LL BE NEXT. YOU'LL ALL BE NEXT.

[Psychotic]

No.

You'll be next.

You are trapped in my web now.

[Jiro]

[NorthernChaosGod]

HOLY THAT SPIDER IS HUGE. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

[Jiro]

Just a photo I took in my basement

[Shiny]

also i will have you know that psychotic does not have a million dollar smile

I think I got syphilis just by looking at that.

[Hollycat]

lucky you, it gave me hepatitis B, AIDS, and herpes

[Jiro]

Could be worse.

[Citizen Bleys]

Yeah, you could be pregnant.

[Hollycat]

No I couldnt, Im male....
unfortunately

[NorthernChaosGod]

That would make it pretty unfortunate, which might be what they meant.