Due to a mishap with your time machine your mind has been thrown back in time and now you inhabit the body of your five year old self. There is no way back, you'll have to go through puberty all over again and by the time you can legally gamble you'll have probably affected the time stream so much that the outcomes will be different.

So how do you plan on spending the rest of your life now and would it be wierd dating highschoolers?

Also what happened to the "weird" filter.

Oh and this is the alternate universe version of time travel so you dont have to worry about any paradoxes or anything.