You're 5

[blackmage_nuke]

Due to a mishap with your time machine your mind has been thrown back in time and now you inhabit the body of your five year old self. There is no way back, you'll have to go through puberty all over again and by the time you can legally gamble you'll have probably affected the time stream so much that the outcomes will be different.

So how do you plan on spending the rest of your life now and would it be wierd dating highschoolers?

Also what happened to the "weird" filter.

Oh and this is the alternate universe version of time travel so you dont have to worry about any paradoxes or anything.

[Jiro]

The lack of weird filter is disgusting. Now, onto business.

I'd take the opportunity to put my (recently re-)heightened cognitive abilities to use. I'd start learning a musical instrument and languages, plus devote myself to being stronger in maths.

I'd also start playing football at an earlier age so I could make rep teams and ultimately be superior in everything.

Also I'd probably try and get something published as a ten year old so I could look like a prodigy and become semi-famous. Little did they know I was sitting on the material from the get go.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I like the way I am, but I'd try to pick up an instrument or two. Also, a language or two.

[Laddy]

Start acting earlier.

[Freya]

I'd probably do something like what Jiro said, write a novel at age like 10. I'd also speed through school cause i'd be a normal smart adult rather than a just learning to read 5 yr old heh.

[Wolf Kanno]

Create Twitter and Facebook five years early.

[Shlup]

My husband grew up four blocks from me, but we didn't go to school together until middle school. I imagine I would spend a lot of time obsessing about him.

I guess I would try to grow up a little smarter this time. Learn to play cello. Advise my family on their investments.

[rubah]

I would be a little cock when I knew I would get away with it for being a "kid"

[black orb]

>>> Being 5 is not fun at all, you get your arse kicked everyday by everyone..

[NorthernChaosGod]

Pick up real sports at an earlier age and be a regular at the gym from my teenage years on.

Also, try harder in school. And definitely date more girls. /smug

[Shlup]

I was thinking about this... my family would probably be afraid of me. I would probably end up preventing my teenage sister from being born. "Daddy, if you sleep with [her mom], I will know. And I will tell."

[Bunny]

Also, try harder in school.

This.

And definitely [strike]date[/strike] bang more girls.

And this.

[NorthernChaosGod]

And definitely [strike]date[/strike] bang more girls.

And this.

That's what I meant.

[Bunny]

But apparently don't have the balls to say.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Of course not, I'm 5.