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Too much for you?

One time I was drunk at a party and took my pants off. Anyway I got excited, and as I was running around outside my flaccid penis flopped out all over the place. On the plus side, only one girl laughed at me!
Dude, that means she was totally wet for you. I hope you tapped that in front of everyone.
seconded. opinion of juli dropping in 3..2...