Nudes

[escobert]

One.

[Laddy]

Why haven't I been informed of the apparent plethora of nudies swarming EoFF?

None.

[Jiro]

Just the one. I never did see Freed Penis.

That's a pun.

[Loony BoB]

At least four girls and one guy, if we go by "dick for guys, boobs or vagina for girls". I'm struggling to remember who I've seen partially nude in my earlier EoFF years. I'm sure there was one or two, but I'm at a real loss for who they were.

Why does this make the time people came to visit you and sk seem like it turned into an orgy? (Paul probably only filmed, hence only one dick)

And none for myself.

Sadly, the male I have seen nude is PiP, who was banned after he posted an image of his own dick on the forums. One of the girls I have seen an image of them topless online (and it was not her intention for me to see her that way), one of them I saw topless in person and the others are an ex-girlfriend and my current girlfriend. No orgies here. Sorry to disappoint!

[I Don't Need A Name]

Oh whaaaat. All my dreams and fantasies are now dashed!

[Crop]

What? Zero!
I would never want to see any of your pasty, clammy bodies.

[Jiro]

Wait make that two, I forgot one.

[DMKA]

One. A Canadian.

[Shoeberto]

You people are weird!

Though in retrospect I think I saw PiP's penis, too. Yuck.

[Psychotic]

I don't know, but I'm in double figures.

I hate myself. And all of you. Especially Aaron Freed.

[Rantz]

Damn, Psy xD What's your male to female ratio?

[Shattered Dreamer]

I've seen no EoFFer's nude but to be honest if other forum members just randomly sent me nudes of themselves female or not I'd be weirded out

[Peegee]

you've seen 2 justy? that's 1 more than I have.

that's right. I've seen nudes of an eoffer. I won't say who but you probably can guess given knowledge of the things I do online.

edit: WAIT I HAVE A VAGUE MEMORY OF SEEING ANOTHER EOFFER NUDE AND ANOTHER ONE.

so I've seen 3!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This is why I'm usually such a stranger around these parts.

It's especially bad around the holidays with people hanging mistletoe off the nether regions, and telling me they want to get spanked with holly branches 'cause they've been naughty.

I don't remember Mrs. Claus's outfit being so revealing or having so much leather. Or Mr. Claus for that matter.

[Remon]

0. It will stay that way,