Nudes

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This is why I'm usually such a stranger around these parts.

It's especially bad around the holidays with people hanging mistletoe off the nether regions, and telling me they want to get spanked with holly branches 'cause they've been naughty.

I don't remember Mrs. Claus's outfit being so revealing or having so much leather. Or Mr. Claus for that matter.