I Am a Man!

[Laddy]

How macho are you? On a scale of Cuch to Laddy.

I'm not very macho at all, obviously. I'm not physically weak, and I'm a decent soccer/football and basketball player, but I'm definitely not gung-ho macho either. xD

Are you macho, EoFF?

[Peegee]

no; i'm just male.

i sometimes wonder if there's a point to be macho; i tend to view it as aggressive for its own sake, like a dog barking at a goose.

[Hollycat]

so Cuch is way macho and you are semi macho?
I fit in somewhere in the middle between Micheal Moore and Chuck Norris

[Psychotic]

My favourite food is steak, I always wear plaid, and you bet your ass I know all the words to Total Eclipse of the Heart.

[-JJ-]

I clean to relax, since I was very young, and I prefer cats.
But then I like/do lots of typical "Masculine" stuff too, I think?
Is Black Metal Masculine? Or Shoegaze? I dunno, who cares.
And A-levels aren't very Masculine i'm assuming, since I'm 1 of 4 men in a 15+ class.

^.^ Bah!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This explains what makes a man pretty accurately.

So I guess I'm stuck in the skinny, white nerd category.

[Shlup]

Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I'm gonna be muttering "man man man manmanman man man" in the store and getting weird looks from people.

[Hollycat]

Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I'm gonna be muttering "man man man manmanman man man" in the store and getting weird looks from people.

I could give you something much more irritating to get stuck in your head XD

[Peegee]

Great, now I'm gonna have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. I'm gonna be muttering "man man man manmanman man man" in the store and getting weird looks from people.

I could give you something much more irritating to get stuck in your head XD

DO EET

[Hollycat]

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[Shlup]

FALSE. That is the song I sing to myself in order to get other songs out of my head.

[Hollycat]

Take your pick:

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A GREAT BIG THING AND ITS ALL UP IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

Let's get down to buisness
To defeat the huns.
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within.
Once you find your center
You are sure to win.

You're a spinless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

Chien-po: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Ling: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
Mushu: This guy's got them scared to death
Mulan: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Chien-po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us
Till the huns arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.

You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man
Out of you?

[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[everyone]BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah! <!--Lyrics End-->


LOONY LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, BECAUSE LOONY BOB TOLD ME SO, LOONY BOB WILL KICK YOUR PANTS IF YOU DONT WEAR DEODORANT
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
PLEASE DONT BAN ME FOR THIS


WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO
[repeat to infinite]

[Shlup]

I smell a mash up.

Of the first two, I mean.

[DMKA]

I know all the songs from The LIttle Mermaid, Mulan, The Lion King, Pochahontas, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin by heart, and sing them out loud regularly.

I'm a total alphamale.

[Jiro]

Macho, not at all.

However I do like getting down to business to defeat the huns