Take your pick:

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A GREAT BIG THING AND ITS ALL UP IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

Let's get down to buisness
To defeat the huns.
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for sons?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you.

Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within.
Once you find your center
You are sure to win.

You're a spinless, pale pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

Chien-po: I'm never gonna catch my breath
Yao: Say goodbye to those who knew me
Ling: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
Mushu: This guy's got them scared to death
Mulan: Hope he doesn't see right through me
Chien-po: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us
Till the huns arrive.
Heed my every order
And you might survive.

You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man
Out of you?

[men] BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
[men] BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
[men] BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

[everyone]BE A MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE A MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Hoo-ah! <!--Lyrics End-->


LOONY LOVES ME THIS I KNOW, BECAUSE LOONY BOB TOLD ME SO, LOONY BOB WILL KICK YOUR PANTS IF YOU DONT WEAR DEODORANT
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
LOONY WANTS YOUR BUTT CHERRY
PLEASE DONT BAN ME FOR THIS


WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO
WHO
WHO
WHO
[repeat to infinite]