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    1000 Things You Should Never Try

    1. Turkish coffee (unless prepared with a lot of sugar and flavoring)
    2. Cocaine (it's a helluva drug)
    3. Eating your own vomit

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    4. Genocide
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    5. Masturbate with Bengay

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    5. Masturbate with Bengay
    omg new idea thanks bb

    6. Sticking it in a light socket

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    Holy. smurfing. Balls. How in the hell is there someone dumb enough to think this is on okay idea?

    8. My flaccid penis.

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    9. Sniffing cinnamon

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    10. Clamato beer
    11. DVDA
    12. Eating PEZ without putting it in a dispenser first (it's immoral)
    13. Chicken kidnapping
    14. Raising a hippo as a pet; you will die

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    coke is fine. I don't get addicted to substances so it's ok

    don't ever eat a heaping tablespoon of cinnamin.

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    15. Lick a strangers neck.

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    14. Raising a hippo as a pet; you will die

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    16. dumping in public
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    17. Safe sex






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    18. Taking a dump on the chest of a homicidal killer with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Just don't do it.

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    19. Putting a blu-ray disk into a regular DVD player. Bad things happen to good people.

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    swallowing nickles so you can be an atm 20 hours later
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