1000 Things You Should Never Try

[Laddy]

21. Write poems for the staff in the Private Feedback forum.

[Hollycat]

22. Time travel in your delorian on a dead end street
23. Throwing rocks at the president

[Shaibana]

24. stare when u see Pedobear (just run!! :O)

[KentaRawr!]

1000. Achieving Immortality

I'll just let you guys work up to that one.

[blackmage_nuke]

25. completing a list of 1000 things

[Jentleness]

26. Never ask a 4 year old what they are eating (unless, of course, you want to see it chewed up on their tongue)

[Shaibana]

27. never slap a bear

[sharkythesharkdogg]

28. Never try this with thunderstorms in the area.

[Shattered Dreamer]

29. play dead near a bear, they are notorious necrophiliacs!

[escobert]

30. Read this thread

[Slothy]

30. Read this thread

31. Post in this thread.

[Hollycat]

32 wank in school

[Remon]

33. Living in Albania

[Carl the Llama]

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28. Never try this with thunderstorms in the area.

I have corrected this for you.

34. Try licking your own elbow.</table>

[Hollycat]

drinking out of toilets, especially in public restrooms or restrooms visited recently by Julian