56. Allow fellow EoFF member Caboose give his 2 cents on your personal relationships with the opposite sex. He has an overwhelming ability to manufacture some of the worse situations imaginable![]()
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<TR><TD bordercolor="blue">57. sneak up on a bear, jump up on its back (while its walking on all 4's) and shout RIDE EM' COWBOY!
58. Dare to say FFVII sucks with a fanboi in close proximity.</table>
59. Attend a Star Wars convention dressed as Trekkie.
60. Touch a black woman's hair. Aw hell to the nah.
61. Step on a black man's sneaker.
Can you touch a half-black woman's hair?
It depends. Does she have kinky hair?
(SPOILER)
Yes? Not sure how curly it needs to be for that.
62. Drink 3 litres of vodka & expect your kidney & liver to work correctly![]()
63. Expect me to shave on a regular basis. Just ain't happenin'.
64. Attempting to use your own feet as food and a means of philosophical growth simultaneously.
65. use difficult words
66. revive this thread