Well, lemme see. My dad is a giant black body builder who is also a fireman. He's had several jobs before that which included security guard, truck driver, constant gardener, rail road track person, aquarium department head at Petco, etc. My mom is an IT technician/former ballerina/diva who has a walk-in closet for her shoes. She claims that her hair is naturally red. It isn't. She is often mistaken for a Venezuelan. She's mostly black. Our voices are exactly the same sometimes which was fun on the phone when I was playing hookie. My dad is 52 or something and my mom is in her mid to late 40s. Much like J's parents, my dad is 5'8'' and my mom a mere 4'11'' without heels. She is also mistaken for a garden gnome.