This is more of my breakdown of the riddle.

Stuck in a box
The answer is stuck in a box, this is either symbolic or otherwise.

Beautiful women in every form
The phrase "in every form" makes me think that this could relate to the inner beauty more then the physical.

I smurfing hate Final Fantasy 8
I can not think of much for this one.

Goddamn I wish I had some alcohol to pass the time
The answer wishes it "had some alcohol to pass the time" with. This is likely symbolic.

What about you, baby?
The answer is asking if "you, baby" want some alcohal.

My answer: This makes me think of the "prison" that Laguna and his friends found themselves in at some point, though it might be another prisoner then Laguna.