Sailor Jerry's For Dummies by Shorty![]()
Sailor Jerry's For Dummies by Shorty![]()
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Secret Stories of a Hotel Underdog: Everything You Need To Know To Live Your Life Happily, Hungrily, and Hornily.
The Story Of That One Time I Did That Thing That Nobody Remembers But It Was Funny If You Remember It And Were There At The Time It Happened!
My autobiography will be annoying.
Shiny Shiny Bang Bang
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My Autobigraphy That is Not Really an Autobiography Because Someone Else Wrote it While I Was Drinking Lemonade
Sir Cloud, I'm afraid your questions aren't of the upmost importance to me, as I'm writing a autobiography entitled "Sir Cloud and his infernal questions"
I WANT YOU, SIR CLOUD.![]()
An Omniscient Man in the Kingdom of the Blind
Colossus Among the Ants
The Third Testament
My Cock & Other Woodland Animals.
Like A Not So Rolling Stone
The Second Chronicles of Bleys Maynard.
Whenever anybody asked about the first Chronicles I'd just say they burned in a fire and refuse to comment any further.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...