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  • Two goldfish-sized dolphins.

    13 27.08%
  • One kitten-sized gorilla.

    18 37.50%
  • One goat-sized giraffe.

    6 12.50%
  • One potbelly pig-sized elephant.

    11 22.92%
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    Can I just say that I hate BoB? I feel like I need to put that out there.

    Rather have a cat or dog... What a sloppy tit.

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    >>> Those animals belong to the zoo, all of them are ugly anyways. I`d rather have a gorilla-sized cat..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    You know what? Not thinking these animals are amazingly cool is now grounds for an instaban. This is ridiculous. I have never been more offended in my life. You two are clearly sociopaths. And not in the fun way like foa.

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    What the hell were you smoking to think of something like this?

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    tbh, I would most like to have a puppy sized dog. It's like, seriously the most ultimate dream in my life. I don't mean those frightfully scrawny teacup dogs that look malnourished. But a nice plump, fully grown dog, but just the size of a puppy. Awwwww.

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    Some pups last of the litter turn out like that. I had a dog runt that was the puppy size of what he was supposed to be his entire adult life. We gave him away to another family because we thought something was wrong with him. Now we deeply regret it.

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    Corgi-husky?


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    DO WANT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Can I just say that I hate BoB? I feel like I need to put that out there.

    Rather have a cat or dog... What a sloppy tit.
    You know what I'd love? A finger-sized ShlupQuack. I could tap her on the side of the head and she'd fall over.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    This is the thread where I finally lose the last of my respect for BoB. These options are amazing.

    But yeah. Tiny gorilla. Yessss.

    Other acceptable alternatives that I could think of...

    Hippopotamus that fits in the palm of your hand.
    Leopard, normal size, but without the "if I lose my temper I'll smurf you up" gene. Like, one that just wants to cuddle and be generally feline.

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    Flying hedgehog. ;-;

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    Oooooh! Snail-sized hedgehog with dragonfly wings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Can I just say that I hate BoB? I feel like I need to put that out there.

    Rather have a cat or dog... What a sloppy tit.
    You know what I'd love? A finger-sized ShlupQuack. I could tap her on the side of the head and she'd fall over.
    Can I change my answer?! Add it to the poll!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrowaBartonIV View Post
    The dolphins for sure.
    Truth :hello:

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    I'm surprised the gorilla is winning. You people realize that small monkeys exist, right?

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    It's not a small GORILLA.


    What about a good-natured, well spoken raptor, with a three piece suit and a monocle?

    I could totally play chess with that.

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