This was by far one of the hardest questions I've ever been asked, without a doubt.
I choose a gorilla sized kitten
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So, what you're saying clearly is:
He's not tiny, he just loves you Dak because you're just like a "little hairy girl" You can thank me for the nightmares later.
This thread is a toughie, the reason being, a Giraffe the size of a Goat sounds awesome. I can't deny that. However there is one thing I'm thinking about which makes the Giraffe possibly the most dangerous of the bunch for a male person. When you go to the farm or the petting zoo take note of the height of the goats. Most goats apart from Pygmy Goats are roughly waist height. Now, waist height means when they "butt" you or ram you, their heads are at crotch height. Sounds painful? You betcha, I once saw a guy get rammed by a goat in the nuts, lets say he cried like a little girl, he cried more than a little girl, he cried like a bloke who had just been given a free sex change in to a little hairy girl. I'm surprised it wasn't Dak! Now some of you are probably thinking "Thats a Goat Steve, we're talking smurfing Giraffe's here, whats your point?" Well, here is my point, have you ever seen a Giraffe fight? This is Giraffes fighting. Now, picture this, if you will...The Giraffe swings it's head like a bony, horned club right in to your body, at testicle height. Yeah you winced at the thought of that, I did too when I thought of it.
Edit: Reasons for choosing 2 goldfish sized dolphins....
I remember growing up playing Ecco the Dolphin on my Megadrive. Oh yes. Now picture the first level of Ecco On the Tides of Time, picture it as a large tropical fish tank except it's got a small pod of minature dolphins playing in it. Oh yes, Ecco is real ladies and gentlemen!
Dolphins, easily. Love the damn things.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Pot belly pig sized elephant would be beyond awesome! That is all!
Dolphins are cute in any size.
I wonder how strong the tiny gorilla would be; I'd like it to fetch things for me.
Koko, go get me a soda and you can have a banana after dinner.
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