Yes, yes, I know it's only week three etc. etc. but:

Arsenal and Spurs in the relegation zone as I type this. I think I just came.

I think my prediction for City to win the league wasn't a bad one, you know.

edit: STOKE

edit2: My prediction for Man Utd to come third looks to be an abysmal one and I hereby officially rescind it. Jesus christ. Truly a Manchester pissing contest going on.

edit3: I... I think I enjoyed a Manchester United victory. I am scared. Someone hold me. Wait hold on, let me think of a dig. Did you hear their fans? Their fans were actually singing! That's how good it was! There we go.