YOU. I might've known!
You fat mothersmurfer, get the smurf out of my midfield and back to Blackpool.£10m for your corners? I'll give you a god damn freddo for you to never take another corner again. Can't even beat the first man you tubby pile of incompetence you.
Also your list of winners is almost correct, just swap Barca for Real. Xabi Alonso > Javier Mascherano.![]()