What a waste of money that Andy Carroll is. Would pay £35m for that goal every day of the week mate. The relief is incredible. Anyway why don't we play like this in the smurfing league! Although I tell you, you never ever get used to your team going down in a massive match like that, even if they do smurfing love comebacks. Carroll and Suarez were monstrosities in that second half.

I think David Moyes was right. The whole country probably were behind Everton. Well, the whole country can just lick my balls right now.

I'd rather play Chelsea than Spurs as we have a great record against the blues, and a dire one against Spurs. But I would spend a lot of time praying that Torres is injured for the final.

e: newcastle fans were on our side though apparently. haway the barcodes (it is because us winning p. much guarantees them Yuropeen football)